Too cool.

I know now that if I ever need to be intensely cool, I just need to shop in the "apartment" section of Urban Outfitters. (They have no clothes for my fat ass. But iPod accessories and fair trade blankets are like cough drops for the soul. If your soul is coughing.)

Come on, Urban Outfitters. If you get cooler stuff, the people that made Juno will (probably not) sue you for copyright infringement on that probably-not-actually-copywrited hipster coolness. I'll bet they have a hamburger phone at Urban Outfitters online. I myself could not get past the iPod accessories and cabbage rose quilt.

Also want this. The one with the bear, not the one with the roller skates.

You got me this time, suckers.